"....Sorry, but why do you have such a hard time believing I can get on with people? You sound shocked that I'm capable of conversing over matters beyond blowjobs."

Well, it had to come up sooner or later. Anyway, Scorpius grabs the bottle and takes a swig, trying not to shudder at the taste. It's not his first drink, but he's used to, a, erm, higher class.