"I was rather drunk at the time," he snaps, keeping the bottle for another swig instead of handing it back. Makes this awkwardness better. "People do stupid things when they're drunk...as you may know."

Merlin, James is getting on his last nerve.

"Also, you didn't have to explain yourself. I didn't actually think you meant that I literally rubbed your face into a blowjob. Which, by the way, is not how it works."